I feel like a dirty muskrat right now. I never thought I would join the legions of freaks who compose the blogosphere, yet, I am here. To celebrate I think I will indulge in some psycho-sexual perversions and read some of Colonel Blaze Cruzer's beautiful writing. Of course anyone of you other strange ones are welcome to join me http://www.blazecruzer.com/, none of you will be quite as cool as me though, because I am one of the main characters (help me God.)
Besides feeling like a freak... I am enjoying school, looking forward (yes Allie and I pronounce if fo-ward, go fuck yourselves if you don't like it,) to UnderOath concert, and ....Oops, have to interrupt. Adam was reading and he says only fucking queers pronounce it for-ward, which means Hal is fooling us all, he is a queer and he has been fucking. Maybe when he 'goes to jacksonville' he is really the one in the shower. Thats right Hal, how are your obliques feeling?
1 comment:
my obliques?!
boy u best watch it or my obliques or gonna oblique yo face in half!
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